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Tell us who you actually are.

Twelve questions. About 7 minutes. We read every one — no auto-rejects, no resume parsers, no buzzword filters. Be specific. Vague answers get filtered.

01 Identity
02 Situation
03 The honest part
04 Acknowledge
STEP 01 · IDENTITY

Let's start with the basics.

Name, email, where you are. Standard.

// we text the calendar link to this number
// optional — but most of our hires have one
// must be 18+
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STEP 02 · SITUATION

Where are you at right now?

We don't care about resume gaps. We care about bandwidth and timing.

// one line. no resume.
// people who pick < 15 rarely make money. just be honest.
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STEP 03 · THE HONEST PART

Now the real questions.

Type how you talk. One paragraph beats five. We're not grading grammar.

// we read these. one paragraph beats five.
0/600
0/600
// this is the one we read first.
0/600
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STEP 04 · ACKNOWLEDGE

Last thing — and the most important.

Half the people who quit say they didn't know what they were signing up for. Let's not do that.

Read each one. Check it only if it's true. We'd rather you bail here than three weeks in.

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